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teathattast:

catchymemes:

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thememedaddy:

napoleonprostatesmashed:

clocking at the tumblr factory to romanticize dysfunction, eroticize divorce, and glorify codependence!

tycutio:

you have bewitched me body and hole

sincerethoughtsblog:

Ken’s purpose was to be Barbie’s trophy husband. He barely had any good clothes or shoes to wear.

one-time-i-dreamt:

elf-kid2:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

one-time-i-dreamt:

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nurseryontherock:

one-time-i-dreamt:

gotta-bail-my-quails:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I claimed Jesus in a roleplay server and I was really bummed that for the next 3 days I couldn’t use him.

pretty sure in Catholic canon Jesus went to hell in those three days so guess what (:

HE WHAT

It’s called the Harrowing of Hell and it is a part of catholic mythology!
The idea is that while Christ was dead for three days, he went to hell and just kinda…whooped ass until he came back.

He girlbossed his way out of that one, methinks

Excuse you, He wasn’t just busting Himself out of Hell, this was a MASS JAILBREAK we’re talking about!

Jesus was breaking down ALL THE GATES IN HELL, and He was down there breaking ALL THE CHAINS FOR EVERY SINGLE PRISONER IN HELL!

He got down to where Death an Hades were hanging out, and said “I ain’t stuck down here with you, you’re stuck down here with ME!”

Good for him!